<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35191594</id><updated>2011-04-21T14:54:35.159-07:00</updated><title type='text'>As Aberrações!</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aberracoes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35191594/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aberracoes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Monstros</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07228022550298436050</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35191594.post-115946319133736280</id><published>2006-09-28T09:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2006-09-28T11:02:44.970-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>As Aberrações são um grupo de amigos k foram fazer um interrail pela europa neste Verão. À semelhança do Filme "Hostel" também eles seduzidos pelo sexo fácil e a loucura das curvas femininas eslovacas foram sequestrados. A história do filme repete-se à excepção de que não morrem porque conseguiram fugir das salas de tortura...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fugiram e eis que foram sequestrados novamente..Desta feita o sequestrador não era um psicopata mas sim o proprietário de um circo Romeno com atrações de Aberrações...Viajam por toda a Europa de Leste sob o nome "As Aberrações Ocidentais" ...De seguida mostro fotos que comprovam a minha conspiração:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/1600/warp%282%29.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/320/warp%282%29.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O Alien.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Foi submetido a uma operação cirurcica e a uma                     mutação genética.  Lindo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/1600/warp%2820%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/320/warp%2820%29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          Monkey!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                  Sofreu uma mutação devido a substancias                                 radioactivas.&lt;br /&gt;Admitimos k a mutação lhe fez muito bem..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/1600/warp%2818%29.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/320/warp%2818%29.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O Vegeta(Super Guerreiro)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É uma verdadeira mákina de matar!um super guerreiro digno do nome...Embora por vezes devido a sua ira, tenha k ser acalmado pelo Djamilo( preto de 2 metros já familia no circo).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/1600/warp%281%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/320/warp%281%29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O Gnomo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Podia ter sido uma das personagens do senhor dos aneis mas não. Note-se que está bem mais bonito agora.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/1600/warp%2819%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/320/warp%2819%29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Conhecido por GUEDES, Moura Guedes!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Após a operação consegui ficar com a boca com dimensoes menores. Favorecido, ein?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/1600/warp%283%29.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/320/warp%283%29.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O estrebarias!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;É responsável por limpar a merda! Para além disso também alimenta os cavalos e o Guedes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/1600/warp%2824%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/320/warp%2824%29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O Xapado!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Foi o mais sacrificado, fui mutilado e espancado, dai a&lt;br /&gt;cara neste estado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/1600/warp%281%29%20%281%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/320/warp%281%29%20%281%29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;O Ventanas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       Sofreu uma mutação ao ser obrigado a snifar cimento             em pó!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/1600/warp%286%29.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/320/warp%286%29.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                  O Palhacinho&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                 Salvo por uma instituiçao polaca: "Palakus Opux Gayx". Não se sabe do seu paradeiro, foi visto pela ultima vez numa cidade polaca...Qualquer pista é favor informar pois pode estar a sofrer muito!(e de que maneira...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/1600/warp%2817%29.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1695/3911/320/warp%2817%29.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Proprietário do circo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;   Esta aberração é o principal suspeito de ser o proprietário do circo.Atenção não se aproxime, é suspeito de comer humanos!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apela-se a todas a entidades policiais afim da procura deste circo e para se proceder ao resgate das pobres e inocentes aberrações! Salvem as Aberrações!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35191594-115946319133736280?l=aberracoes.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://aberracoes.blogspot.com/feeds/115946319133736280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35191594&amp;postID=115946319133736280' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35191594/posts/default/115946319133736280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35191594/posts/default/115946319133736280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://aberracoes.blogspot.com/2006/09/as-aberraes-so-um-grupo-de-amigos-k.html' title=''/><author><name>Monstros</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07228022550298436050</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry></feed>
